The only thing I've ever "tagged" was my ruler in school, and even then I felt like I'd committed some great act of hate against Shatter Resistance. I use the word "jumpers" and listen to Belle & Sebastian while talking to my Nanna on the phone about watercolours. The closest I've come to drug taking is battling a cold by mainlining Lemsip. I don't like mean streets at all I like choccy biccies and cups of tea. My working knowledge of gangsters is limited to what I've seen in The Shield and Guys And Dolls, and I haven't even seen the latter so it's even worse than it sounds. Okay look, I admit it, this is total charlatanry. I didn't even write down what the city's called that you're in, but it doesn't matter you know why you're here you're here to go around beating people up for money you're here to be MEAN and ANSWER TO NO ONE except that lady handing out the missions and SHE'S JUST A DAME.ĭame? Yeah, you know. How are we meant to form gangs and become addicted to heroin and generally fall off society's radar when it's all so bloody clean and tidy? Thank goodness for games like Urban Reign. There aren't even any derelict buildings. As I sit here typing this, there's a POLICEMAN ON A HORSE outside my window. "Community support" po-po on every corner, leaves swept up whether they're brown or green, anti-climbing paint on the walls and ample parking. Retrieved May 13, 2023.Man, life's pretty tough on the mean streets of Pimlico for thugs like me.
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